We are talking about HP here aren't we? 'Health Professionals' , as opposed to the mere gp (who has a thirty year career , three practices, and apparently not the right to have their initials in capitals). Never mind the Consultants with years of dedicated service in their subject of expertise.
What's that: You have psychotic episodes....bend down and show me you can touch your toes now.....
Part of the job spec should read: Never seen or felt the magic of a beautiful sunset....